This shirt features a cornet-playing wiener with a lot on his mind and zero interest in keeping it to himself. What do you suppose he’s saying? Calling the tempo? Claiming the melody? Letting everyone know that, yes, the cornet is important?
He’s pure brass band attitude. Confident, a little loud, and absolutely convinced this is his moment. Just the right mix of musical passion and unapologetic personality, wrapped up in one very expressive wiener.
This wiener represents every brass player who believes the melody should be heard, felt, and possibly debated afterward. It’s bold, a little dramatic, and completely on brand for a festival where enthusiasm is encouraged and restraint is optional.
Wear it to Wurst Brass, wear it to rehearsal, or wear it anywhere you want to quietly warn people that you might play loud and love every second of it.
Product features
Bella-Canvas
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and fit
- Sleeve and neck graphics printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for vibrant detail
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean