This shirt answers the question no one asked but everyone secretly wanted to hear: More cowbell.
Front and center is Wiener Man, dressed to impress and absolutely unhinged, ringing that cowbell like the fate of the band depends on it. Bow tie straight. Smile locked in. Rhythm questionable but enthusiasm off the charts. This is not subtle. This is commitment.
He’s the guy who shows up with one job and does it way too well. The cowbell never stops. The groove may wobble, but the vibes are immaculate. If you’ve ever been in a rehearsal where “just a little more cowbell” turned into a lifestyle choice, this shirt will speak directly to your soul.
Wear it at Wurst Brass, wear it to rehearsal, or wear it anywhere you want to announce that restraint is overrated and percussion is a state of mind.

Product features
Bella-Canvas
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape and resist stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable DTF/DTG sleeve and neck label printing for crisp, vibrant graphics
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean