Beer. Brass. Wieners.
Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is.
This shirt features the official Wurst Brass Festival wiener mascot in all his questionable glory. Sunglasses on. Trombone in hand. Hat tipped just enough to say, “I showed up for the music… and stayed for everything else.” If you’ve ever thought a brass band festival could use more attitude and a little less dignity, this shirt is for you.
It’s loud without making a sound. Slightly ridiculous on purpose. And instantly understood by anyone who has survived Wurst Friday, eaten standing up, and applauded a great march with mustard still on their fingers.
Wear it proudly at the festival, at rehearsal, or out in public where strangers will absolutely ask questions. You don’t have to explain it. Just point to the shirt.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and easy to layer
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention
- Direct-to-Film/Direct-to-Garment printed graphics for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details
- Tear-away neck label to minimize irritation; REACH certified and adult sizes only
- Retail crew fit with durable construction; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean