This shirt features a tuba-playing wiener who absolutely did not plan on being this responsible… but here we are.
Bow tie on. Bell pointed skyward. Holding down the bottom while everyone else is having way too much fun. This is the wiener that shows up early, stays late, and somehow ends up carrying the whole thing without complaining. Much.
It’s loud. It’s ridiculous. And it’s a proud tribute to the players who bring the thunder, the groove, and the occasional “one more time from letter C.” If you’ve ever felt the ground shake under a good low brass hit, you already understand this shirt.
Wear it when you want to make people laugh, confuse non-brass friends, and silently announce, “Yeah… I’m the reason this works.”
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-detail sleeve and label printing via DTF/DTG for vibrant, durable graphics
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; ethically manufactured by Bella+Canvas

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean